1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

methicals:

spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

new obsession 

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 


We’re all young things in aging skin.
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dammit:

how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it

blissbeau:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train

ravine:

you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

mariabarring:

*doesnt play game for 6 months*
*forgets controls*
*goes back to game* where am i??/ who am i??? what should i do?? who the fuck is that?? who the fuck are you??what???